egg pillow

i posted a picture of a fuckin egg pillow and it has 7,000+ notes wtf



so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

sitting in my room only in my underwear, summer is coming and i’m ready


twenty one pilots be like:


I will never regret a single penny I have spent on this band, a single mile that has been traveled for them, a single hour of sleep that has been lost for them, or a single tear that has been shed over them. They are the reason I am who I am and there is never going to be anything that will make me regret making them such a big part of my life. 


security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker

my friends brother is a security guard and when i couldn’t make it to the Fall Out Boy show in Sydney he caught a pick and gave it to me


5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.
 hung out with my sisters today. they are 1000x cooler than me and the best girls in the world. I’ll fight with you if you mess widdum.
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